Friday, 15 June 2007

SMS Messages

Random SMS

*Dark clouds hang over me sometimes...but I'll work it out.

*The sparkle in your eyes could make the stars jealous.

*Do you eat lucky charms? Because you look magically delicious!

*Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you!

*He has my heart…but everyday I get a little piece back...its time to move on...

*Have you ever noticed that the worst way to miss someone is when they are right next to you and yet you know you can never have them.

*Have you ever wanted to love someone with everything in you, but that other person was too afraid to let you?

*Laundry is the only thing that should be separated by color!

*You could die for Christ, but could you live for him?

*Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the right one, we know how to be grateful for that gift.

*As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

*If the shoe fits, get another just like it.

*One day you’ll love me as I have loved you; one day you’ll cry for me as I have cried for you; one day you’ll want me…. and I won’t want you!

*God can mend all broken hearts; you just have to give him all the pieces.

*Love is not a game, so why are there so many players?

*Going to church does not make you a Christian any more than going to McDonalds makes you a hamburger!

*Real friends are those who, when you feel you’ve made a fool of yourself, don’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.

*There are two things I’ve learned in life: 1) there is a God; 2) I am not Him!

*Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.

*Don’t cry cause its over; smile cause it happened.

*I’m not inconsiderate, I just don’t give a sh*t.

*I’m sweet like sugar, soft like suede, but unlike Nintendo, I never get played!

*Do I look like a grocery item? I see you checking’ me out!

*A kiss blown is a kiss wasted; the only real kind of kiss is a kiss tasted!

*I’m loved by some, hated by many, envied by most, yet wanted by plenty!

*God made coke, God made Pepsi, God made (name here) so darn ***y!

*I wish I may, I wish I might, be the one you wish for tonight!

*You can’t fool a playa, but you can play them back!

*God made rivers, God made dirt, God made boys so girls could flirt!

*Everyone says you can only fall in love once, but that’s not true, ‘cause every time I hear your voice I fall in love all over again.

*To the world you may be one person, but to one person you could mean the world!

*If I could be an angel, I’d make your every wish come true, but I am only human, just a girl who’s loving you!

*It’s not my fault I fell for you! You tripped me!

*Every cutie with a bootie needs a hottie with a body!

*I’m not mad at you, I’m mad at myself for thinking you’re something you’re not; and thinking that nothing would ever change, and you’d always be here for me.

*I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem!

*It is impossible to rightly govern the world without God and the Bible.

*Don’t hate me cause I’m beautiful, hate me cause your man thinks I am!

138) Roses are red, violets are blue, give me all your kisses, and I’ll surely repay you!

139) The greatest failure is not to try and fail, but to fail without trying!

140) You know you’re in love when you don’t want to go to sleep because reality is much better than a dream!

141) Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me perfect, what the heck happened to you!?!

142) No man is worth your tears and the one who is will never make you cry!

143) Eat to live, not live to eat!

144) Love isn’t when you can be together and talk about anything, it’s when you can be together and not say a word and think it’s the best conversation you’ve ever had!

145) I was born to please and taught to tease!

146) If in my dreams is the only place I can hold you, I want to sleep forever!

147) Lost time is never found again!

148) Who do you go to when the one who usually stops your tears is the one who made you cry?

149) Should I smile ‘cause you’re my friend, or cry ‘cause that’s all you’ll ever be?

150) Don’t frown, you never know when someone might be falling in love with your smile!

151) Love isn’t when you can imagine spending your life with someone; it’s when you can’t imagine your life without that person!

152) Star light; star bright, where the heck is Mr. Right???

153) Never say “I love you” if you don’t really care; never talk about feelings if they aren’t really there; never hold my hand if you’re going to break my heart, never say you’re going to if you don’t plan to start. Never look into my eyes, if all you do is lie, never say “hello” if you really mean goodbye. If you really mean forever then say that you will try; never say forever, ‘cause forever makes me cry!

154) There is something demoralizing about watching two people get more and more crazy about each other, especially when you are the only extra person in the room. –Silvia Plath

155) You were born in the heavens, up in the sky, sent down to earth to put a twinkle in my eyes.

156) Last night I matched up the stars to reasons I love you, I was doing fine, ‘till I ran out of stars.

157) Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget!

158) Struttin’ our stuff, shakin’ our booties, me n my girls are pure cuties!

159) Don’t hate me cause I’m beautiful, hate me cause…. uh…okay hate me cause I’m beautiful!

196) In order to love you have to risk the pain.

209) A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum. A kiss is not a kiss without some tongue!

210) An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute...screw the fruit!

212) Milk does the body good. But much did you drink?

213) I only look sweet and innocent!!!

215) How do you do it...make me feel like I do?

216) Of all the friends I ever met, your the one I wont forget,
and if I die before you do, I’ll go 2 heaven & wait 4 you!

217) I think I’m one of those bad things that happen to good people.

218) OH I’m sorry, did my back hurt you’re knife?!

221) Real eyes Realize Real Lies.

222) Cross you’re heart & hope to die, clothes & makeup, boys & lies, forever there ‘till the end, Definition of: True Best Friends

223) Judge me if you want, but keep the verdict to yourself

~You laugh because im different,

I laugh because you're all the same

*A Person Who Asks A Question Is A Fool For Five Minutes,

A Person Who Doesn't Is A Fool Forever ...

~I wasn't Kissing him, I was just telling his lips a secret!!

~Do u believe in love at first site? Or should i walk by again?

~ReMeMbEr mY nAmE * ReMeMbEr My FaCe *

CuZ tHeRe AiNt nO oThA hOnEy * ThAt CaN tAkE mY pLaCe

~I'm Loved by some, Hated by many, Envied by most,

Yet wanted by plenty

~IT's better to let someone think you are an Idiot

than to open your mouth and prove it

~everyones entitled to be stupid but

YOU ARE ABUSING the priviledge!!!

~One day your prince will come,

mine just took a wrong turn, got lost,

and is to stubborn to ask for directions

~Don't call me a GODDESS,

Don't call me a QUEEN,

Just call me the cutest PRINCESS you've ever seen!

~-I never meant t? hurt y?u- -but- -

y?u're pretty when y?u cry-

-I really l?ved y?u- hehehe- -

R'nt i cute when I lie-

~Boyz Are Great, Every Girl Should Have One

~I LOVE my atitude problem

~You're only bad if you're caught...

So that makes me a really good girl, RIGHT!?

~he broke my heart, so i broke his jaw

~I'll Try AnYtHiNg Once, Twice If I Like It!



~X-tReMe Is NoT a MoOd, It'S a LYFE-STYLE

~An idoit and his $$ make for a great party!!!

-If I had the letters "HRT"

and I could add "EA" and get "HEART"

or add "U" and get "HURT",

I'd rather have "U" and get

"HURT" than have a "HEART" without "U".

~ You can fall from the sky,

you can fall from a tree,

but the best way to fall is in love with me.

~ When I saw you, I was afraid to meet you.

When I met you, I was afraid to hug you.

When I hugged you, I was afraid to love you.

Now I love you and I'm afraid to loose you. ~

~ To love someone is nothing,

to be loved is something


9) Loved you then, love you still, always have, always will!

10) You never stop loving someone; you just learn to live without them.

26) If You Love Me... Let Me Know... If You Don't... Then Let Me Go...

31) Why cry over someone who wouldn't cry over you?

32) Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups

33) Suicide is a permanent solution to a Temporary problem.

34) They keep saying that the right person will come along; I think a truck hit mine

35) Don't say you love me unless you really mean it, because I might do something crazy like, believe it.

36) Heaven won't have me, and hells afraid I’ll take over.

37) Did you fall down the ugly tree and hit every branch on your way down?

38) 4 out of 5 voices in my head say go back to sleep.


40) I know I'm not perfect, but I'm So Close it scares me

41) I like the way I feel, nothing hurts when no ones real.

42) I'm lost; please take me home with you.

43) A very wise man once said "I don’t know go ask a woman".

44) I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure

45) Maybe this world is another planet's Hell

46) If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

47) I never forget a face, but I'll make an exception in your case

48) I quote others only in order to better understand myself.

49) If you love something set it free. If it doesn't come back to you, chase it down and kill it

53) Guys are like roses, you gotta watch out for the pricks!

54) Loving you is like breathing, how can I stop?

55) Your boyfriend kisses better than mine.

56) Some people are alive just because it's against the law to kill them!

57) I wish I had the guts to walk away and forget what we have but I know you wont follow.

58) And your point is...?

59) You know you want me

60) If I were to throw a stick, would you leave?

61) I don't come with please don't try to play me

62) People like you are the reason we have middle fingers

63) I'm not a bad girl...just a good girl that does bad things..

64) Wish I had somebody, walking beside me, looking into my eyes at night. I want a love to call my own. I want someone that I can hold, someone wanting me. Just want to know how it feels to be somebody's somebody

65) If you love something set it free...if it comes back, it was meant to be. If it continues to fly, let it soar, have faith that God has something better in store.

66) There are certain people who are not meant to fit in your life, no matter how much you want them to be

67) I don't miss him.... I just miss who I thought he was

68) It's really amazing when two strangers become the best of friends, but it’s really sad when the best of friends become two strangers

69) Sometimes it hurts more to smile in front of everyone than to cry all alone

70) It's funny the way you can get use to the tears & the pain

71) If you love your man, set him free.. If he doesn't come back, then you know he's with me

72) Sometimes its better to be alone, no one can hurt you that way

73) Sometimes when I'm alone at night I just sit and contemplate all the reasons why you wouldn't want me the way I want you

74) I may not see u as often as I'd like, I may not get to hold u all throughout the night, but deep inside my heart I know this is true! No matter what, I'll never stop loving u!

75) I have never had a dream that has ever came true, until God gave me the gift of having u

76) You hurt me more than I deserve, how can you be so cruel? I love you more than you deserve, why am I such a fool?

77) How can you simply be friends with someone when every time you look at them all you think about is how much more you really want them?

78) How do I tell him that he has my heart? That without him my world would fall apart. I need so much for him to know, but if I tell him will he stay or will he go?

79) Something in your eyes captured my soul, and every night I see you in my dreams. You're all I know. I can't let go.

80) Loneliness up ahead, emptiness behind, where do I go?

81) I know I made a lot of stupid mistakes in my life, but the worst one was thinking the person who hurt me the most wouldn't hurt me again!

82) Waking up is the start of my nightmares.

83) I want to be remembered as the girl who always smiled...The one who could brighten up your day, Even if she couldn't brighten her own.

84) The roots of love grow all around but for me they come tumbling down everyday heartaches grow a little stronger I cant take this pain much longer.

85) Have you ever loved someone and knew they didn’t care? Did you ever feel like crying but knew you’d get nowhere? Do you ever close your eyes and say a little prayer? Have you ever looked into his heart and wished that you were there?

86) There’s a smile on my face but I don’t know why its there...I put it on to try and satisfy all the people that don’t even care.

87) Inside my heart is breaking but my smile stays on.

88) Say goodbye. Turn and walk away. You never really loved me-so why did I expect you to stay.

89) My face is always smiling but my soul wears an everlasting frown.

90) Funny how we feel so much but cannot say a word, we are screaming inside but we can't be heard.

94) Coffee, chocolate, men...some things are just better rich!

95) What a shame...looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks!

96) Don't look at me like I'm evil.

97) If I could give you one gift in the world it would be the ability to see yourself as I see you. Maybe then you’ll realize how special you really are!

98) I would tell you to go to hell, but all dogs go to Heaven!

Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die.

One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life… You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!

Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never forgets u.

A friend is sweet when its new….but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its you.

A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.

If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine.

People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I.

If I were to be anything in this world…. I’d be ur tears!!!… So, I can be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks & die on ur lips!!!!!

If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my “FRIEND” u r the “BEST”!!!!!!!!!

A special friend is rare indeed, it beems to be special breed, yes, perfect friends r very few, so lucky I m for having you.

They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person, an hour 2 appreciate them, a day 2 love them, but then an entire life 2 forget them.

When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today? “I said : please take special care of the person reading this!!!!!!!”

Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be THANKFUL that once in my life’s journey we became FRIENDS!

It takes half our life to find true friends & half of it keeping them.I am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you & wish to spend the rest keeping you.

In my life I learned how… 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn’t learn how.. 2 stop rembering u.

A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.

Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.

U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!

Of all the gifts, big and small, your friendship is the greatest of them all.

A ring is round and has no end, that's how long I'll be your friend!!!

The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down

Yes, God made you first, but there is always a rough draft before the final copy.

The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience.

If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I'm your friend!

Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!!

Nostalgia is not what it used to be.

Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!

Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories.... of many good things.

You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend !

A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!!

Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be the most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value!

No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us

There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever

I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you

Friends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there!

Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ...

I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!

When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm....

My "aim" in life is: die young when I am very old.

When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault.

A friend is someone who knows when you need her...

A ring is round and has no end, so is my love for you my friend.

If my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked on my hands.

Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.

A friend is someone who knows the song of your heart and who can sing it for you when you have forgotten it

Friend: someone who tells you things while you are alive, things that others tell after you die

You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.

Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you.

Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.

A little clown is living in my heart. Small and very special. It can dance and jump, laugh and sing. Are you in pain and you need to cry, come and borrow it!

I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why.

The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.

Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.

A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

I MaY Not Be a cLocK ThaT maY TexT yOu 24hrs a DaY But My HeArt Will bE LikE a CloCk ThAt will nOt sToP CarIng & SayInG U r aLwaYs RemeMbEreD. TakE CaRe.

The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!

KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..

We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!

If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

When i'm walking in front of u,I'm protecting u. When i'm beside u i'm there for u, when i'm behind u, I'm watching over u. When i'm alone,I'm thinking of u.

A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.

There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!

Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!

A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.

Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...

Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...

Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.

Good frenz are like quilts... it never loses its warmth...

GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!

thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...

True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere.

FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!

FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!

If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...

In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.

The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.

I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.

I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends.

EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED tHat, LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U...

We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend!

A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!

We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!

If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.

There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!

Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!

A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.

Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...

I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha

Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...

Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.

Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.

The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU! :)

Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?

If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can take the 1st step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be there for you.

6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND

Time might lead me to nowhere; Fate might break me apart; I'll always be thankful that once, along my life's journey I found a friend like U...

Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough $money$ you can buy them back.

A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...

I have seen angels in the sky… I have seen snowfall in july… I have seen things u only imAgine to see… But I haven’t seen anything sweeter than u.

There r many stars but the moon is u, there are many friends but the best is u,, To forget me that’s up to u,,, To forget u I will never ever do.

U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart, U may be out of my reach but not out of my mind.I may mean nothing to u but u will always be special to me!!

How can u tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall when wind exist? How can u tell me not to fall in friendship when u exist.

Knowing a friend like u has made me happy in a million ways And if Ever I Have to Let you go………..I would Find a million reasons to make u stay!!!!

If I m in hell & u in heaven, I always look up & be proud of u. but if I were In heaven & u in hell, I beg God 2 send me down coz heaven wont be heaven without u.

Life is 4 u, death is 4 me, being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4 me, being together is 4 u, being lonely is 4 me, everything 4 u but u r 4 me.

If I could pull down the rainbow I would write ur name with it & put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like u!!

Never say ur happy when ur sad… never say ur fine when ur not ok… never say u feel good when u feel bad… and never say ur alone when I m still alive.

Sometimes my mind asked why? I miss u, Why? I care 4 u, Why? I remember u then my heart answered its simply b’coz you are a sweet friend!!

Tuesday, 12 June 2007

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لا يخفى بأن الممارسة الجنسية الواقعية تختلف كل الإختلاف عن تلك التي تصورها لنا أكاذيب هوليوود, فالأمر لا يتم بالنجاح الباهر بعد أول لقاء, كما يصوره الإعلام التجاري, بل بعد فترة يعتاد فيها الزوجين على بعضهما و يتفهما حاجتهما. و رغم أن لكل زوجين متعتهما الخاصة بالممارسة الجنسية, و التي تُكتشف مع الزمن, إلا اننا لا نمانع من سرد تقنيات عامة بالممارسة الجنسية الصحية. أن أهم ما يشغل بال الرجل عادة هو الإيلاج و القذف, في حين يغفل عن جانب المداعبة بالمرأة و قد ناقش القرآن و الإسلام هذه المسألة بعناية. المرأة, بالمقابل, لا تشغل فكر الرجل عن الإيلاج بنشاطات أخرى و عادة ما تكون سلبية بالفراش و غير متجاوبة, الأمر الذي يبرم الرجل و يصيبه بالإحباط. الواقع أن الرجل لا يطلب مجنونة متهيجة بالفراش, فلا يريد جنس أفلام تجارية, و لا يريد جثة هامدة بالمقابل. المطلوب هي امرأة تتفاعل مع الجنس بأسلوب طبيعي و بلا تكتمات الحياء. الرجل بحاجة لان يقسم العملية الجنسية لأربعة أقسام تكون قابلة للتنفيذ بعد التهييء العاطفي و الكلامي:


يرغب أغلب الرجال بلمس المرأة بإنفعال لما يكنون لها من حب, بل أنني قد تحدثت مع شاب على وشك أن يتزوج و عرضت عليه أي مساعدة علمية لليلة عمره, فقال بأنه ليس قلقا إلا أنه يأمل بأن تحتمل زوجته "الدعك". أي أنه يعد لها حفلة من فرك لحمها بين أصابعه حتى أنه يشفق عليها مقدما, و الحال أنه مخطيء بجدارة. اللمس القوي له وقته المناسب إلا أنه ليس ملائما للإبتداء بالجماع إطلاقا. قبل أن يبتدأ الزوج حفلة اللمس, عليه أن يتذكر بأنه لا يقوم بنشاط "جنسي" بحت بل نشاط "وديٌ". هذه امرأته ترقد بين ذراعيه منهكة بمشاغل الحياة و هموما, و عليه أن يعاملها برقة, أن يكتشف كل جزء فيها, أن يتعرف على كل شبر منها برقة و محبة. أن يعطي لكل جزء منها حقه و شكل تمتعه الصحيح. ليبدأ باللمس, بعد تعرية رومنسية للزوجة و له أيضا فالنساء يستمتعن بتعري الرجل البطيء, على أن تكون البشرة جافة و الأفضل أن يكون هواء الغرفة مائلا للبرودة نسبيا, فهذا ما يزيد من إستنفار خلايا الجلد للمسة الدافئة. اللمس يبدأ من فروة الرأس و بأطراف الأنامل. غلغل أصابعك بفروة رأسها برقة ثم حرك يديك بحركات دائرية بطيئة, أستمر لعشرون ثانية ثم أنخفض نحو الصدغين و مرر أناملك عليهما بذات الأسلوب. الآن, و دون رفع أناملك, أعطي مساج خفيف لوجهها المرتخي. حاول أن تمرر أناملك برقة بالغة على الأنف و الشفاه و الوجنتين. و بعدها مرر أناملك على كامل الجسد ببطيء شديد. الحركة يجب أن تكون بمقدار أربع لمسات بكل شبر من الجسد و بعدها أتركه لشبر آخر لأنه يفقد عنصر المفاجئة لملمس أناملك. اللمس يكون بباطن أنامل السبابة و الوسطى أو بأغلب الأنامل, فالمهم هو إحداث تلامس بسيط بين البشرة و الأنامل و تكون بشكل حركة طولية ثم دائرتين على شكل حرف هاء بهذا الشكل "هـ" و لا تسرب سنتمترا واحدا دون لمسه. حاول أن تركز باللمسات على زوائد أنثوية حساسة كزائدتي الصدر و كذلك الفرج بعد أن تدرس تركيبته التشريحية. و لا ضير لو فاجأت المرأة بضغطة صغيرة و حانية على الصدر أو أي عضو آخر لأن بهذا تحفيز لخطوة جديدة تالية. كن حنونا بلمستك و صادق, و أسمعها كلاما يرضي ضميرها و لا تتردد من إبداء إعجابك بنعومة جسدها و بنظافته و لتكن لغتك حضارية عفيفة و بعيدة عن الكلمات الوضيعة. فالإسلام يأبى أن تمتهن كرامة المرأة بكلمة يا عزيزي. و لا تبتئس المرأة لو كان رجلها متسرعا, فيمكنها بكل بساطة أن تأخذ براحته بحنان و تمررها على جسدها بالطريقة التي تهوى و كوني على ثقة بأن
الرجل سيتعلم الدرس سريعا و يطبقه بتفاني. و قد يكون للمس القوي قبولا بمرحلة ما فلا يتردد الرجل به شريطة أن لا يؤلم المرأة و أن لا يعكر من حالة الخدر التي هي فيه.


القبلات هنا غير مقتصرة على الفم, بل لا تقبل الفم بداية. أتجه بقبلات ناشفة, بلا لعاب و لا لسان, على كافة جسدها. لتكن سريعة نسبيا و لتحظى كل بوصة من جسدها بقبلة ناشفة من شفتيك. الغرض, لجانب تلذذك بسجدها, هو أن تشعرها بشيء من الدغدغة الرومنسية بواسطة شفتيك الناشفتين. لا تبدأ بنموذجية متسلسلة, بل خذ جسدها طولا و عرضا. هي زوجتك, حليلتك, حبيبتك التي هي حرثا لك و أنت حرثا لها. قبلها بنشوة و لا تتردد من الإعلان عن نشوتك لها. قبلها من رأسها, كاللمس, حتى أصابع قدميها. لا تترك جزء يعتب عليك أيها الزارع المتفاني بحرثه. أعد كرتك مع لعقات صغيرة بطرف لسانك و ركز على زوائد النهدين و التي قد تطلب منك نشاطات فموية معينة و عنيفة, و يعود هذا للزوجة و حالة النشوة التي تمر بها, و عندها أصعد مباشرة لفمها و قبلها قبلات ناعمة و أزد من حرارتها بناء على تجاوبها معك. أشبعها قبلا لدرجة كافية و عد لتقبيل جسدها و ركز على الجزء السفلي و خصوصا موطن الأنوثة الذي قد يتطلب نشاط مماثل لنشاطك عند نهديها. الآن, بعد هذه النقطة يمكن للزوجة أن تباشر هي برد العطاء لزوجها, و بنسبة أقل أو تناسب حاجته و رغبتها, باللمس, خصوصا بموطن الذكورة, و التقبيل. عندها تبدأ المرحلة التالية.


الإيلاج عملية غير قابلة للشرح لأنها بديهية و غريزية, إلا أنه من المستحسن أن تتم بمرحلة متأخرة و قريبة لمرحلة الشبق عند الأنثى, و ذلك بحالة القذف السريع الذي يضمن للزوج و الزوجة توقيتا ملائما للغاية. و عند الإيلاج لا مانع من اللمس القوي نسبيا و الضغط على بعض الأطراف الأنثوية من قبل الشاب, أو العكس, مع أن النساء يخرمشن عادة جراء تأثرهن, و لا نجني منهن سوى جروح لا يصدقن بأنهن أحدثنها عادة . الإيلاج ليس الجنس بل هو جزء منه, لأن الجنس ليس تلك العملية الأتوماتيكية بل مفهومه أكبر بمدرسة القرآن الكريم. أنه عملية تقارب روحي و إتحاد حقيقي لدرجة أن الجسدان يتحدان بروح واحدة و هيام لذيذ علويٌ.


بعد القذف مباشرة, و الراحة القصيرة, لا تغادر زوجتك بل عانقها و ضمها إلى صدرك. أنها بحاجة لإشباع عاطفي بعد الإشباع الجنسي. مسد شعرها و قبلها بنعومة و أهمس لها بكلام الحب, بل و لا بأس بأخذ حمام رومنسي معا بعدها, و بالطبع لن تنسيا غُسل الجنابة الواجب بالإسلام.

كما رأيتم, فالجنس هنا ليس عملية تقوم بساعة روتينية بل أنها عملية مهمة تستغرق وقتا مخصصا و معدا لها. التوقيت يجب أن يكون متغير و أن لا يتسم بالروتينية كذلك, و ليس بالضرورة أن يستغرق الجنس تحديدا كل هذه المراحل بكل مرة, فالتنويع واجب. فتارة يكون بالحمام و أخرى بغرفة النوم و ثالثة يكون بشكل مفاجيء و قبلات ملتهبة و ينتهي بممارسة عنيفة نوعا ما و سعيدة. الأهم هو التأكد من إستعداد الأنثى للجنس, لأن الشباب كالرشاش الآلي الذي يطلق بأي وقت, و كذلك الإشباع بعد الجنس مهما كان وقته قليلا. و يتناوب الإشباع حسب نوع الجنس, فإذا كان طويلا يستحسن أن يكون الإشباع طويلا, و إذا كان قصيرا يفضل لو يكون الإشباع قليلا إلا إذا رأى الزوجين عكس هذا بمناسبة أو أخرى. الجنس ليس الإيلاج, بل هو كل ما ذكرناه مجتمعا, و الأهم أن لا يتردد الزوج و الزوجة بالتفاهم الصريح حول ما يريحه و يريحها.
قد يمتعض البعض لذكرنا هذا, إلا أن الواقع يشهد بأن الدين الإسلامي قد أعتنى بالجانب الجنسي الإنساني إعتناء عاليا. لا بل كانت قضايا الجنس و مشاكله تتداول بمجلس رسول الله لما له من أهمية بحياة المجتمع. الحوار مقبول قطعا ما دام بعيد عن الطرح السوقي و الإستهتار الأخلاقي


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